Microstates and Micro Models {Virginia/Maryland/DC Kid Model Photography}

Welcome back to my newly refurbished little corner of the Internet!

But you know, to be real about it, this can’t possibly be a corner of the Internet because that would mean the Internet is like a square, and if that’s the case, I’d be willing to bet Amazon, the Kardashians and cat videos are three of the four corners, thus making me the fourth, which is just silly. I may be crazy, but I’m not so delusional to think that I’m the fourth corner of the Internet.

When you really think about it, it’s got to be more like a giant globe. And I’m like Liechtenstein, a microstate of the Internet. Unsweptstone is my very own teeny tiny landlocked constitutional monarchy of the Internet. Which is cool, except, you know, German will not be the official language.

So, with that, I thought this would be an awesome opportunity to show off Eli, the rockstar of my constitutional monarchy. He’s totally cool, amiright?

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